choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Choned

(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.

by miwild March 26, 2009

Choned

The past tense of chew created by my friend

I choned a fry

by Cloudeater23 October 31, 2020

Chinedum

This name is from the Igbo speaking culture of West Africa. Chinedum (Chee--neh'--doom)

It means God is leading me. God is the real leader of all the faithful ones who trusts Him and trusts in His saving power. Just as surely as Jehovah God leads His people to the promised land, we must trust the Divine One and let Him be the guide and our Light in what takes lead in our lives.

Chinedum is a boy's name in the Igbo speaking culture, it means God is leading me.

by Cinnamonroll080 November 22, 2018

Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Choied

To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.

David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.

by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011

F-Choied

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed

That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied

by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010