choinged 

Getting fucked with your own feces.

Get choinged, Hamoosh!

choinged by TooClitToQuit January 9, 2023

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

Chongedwan 

When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.

Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!

" Mann I'm chongedwan"
"I was chongedwan lastnight me bro"

"hahahahahahaha chongedwan....hahahah"

Chongedwan by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016

Chainged 

The act of being choked or strangled with a chain.

Dang man my neck is so sore where I got chainged last night!

Chainged by Adog18 April 18, 2017

chonged 

Stoned, very stoned. Derivative from the "Cheech and Chong" movie series. I didnt understand these movies, i was too young and had never smoked pot. Then when i did smoke it i forgot to got one of their movies out to see if it was funny when you were chonged.

The police now have new equipment so they can tell if you are chonged.

chonged by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Chinged 

London drill slang used to describe stabbing someone.

Did you hear? that E9 boy got chinged!

Chinged by mandem33 May 23, 2018

Chinged 

When a person gets screwed over by a Chinese company on the internet. Typically this is on a deal that is too good to be true, and come to find out when the product arrives, it is a fake.

I got these awesome name brand headphones off the internet. I hope I don’t get chinged.

Chinged by Zanewreck January 22, 2019