Chainged 

The act of being choked or strangled with a chain.

Dang man my neck is so sore where I got chainged last night!

Chainged by Adog18 April 18, 2017

war has changed 

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.

war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008

Chinged 

London drill slang used to describe stabbing someone.

Did you hear? that E9 boy got chinged!

Chinged by mandem33 May 23, 2018

Chinged 

When a person gets screwed over by a Chinese company on the internet. Typically this is on a deal that is too good to be true, and come to find out when the product arrives, it is a fake.

I got these awesome name brand headphones off the internet. I hope I don’t get chinged.

Chinged by Zanewreck January 22, 2019

short changed 

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

short changed by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Devyn, A changed man 

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.

Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/

Devyn, A changed man by halo lowis May 31, 2022

Changed 

DON'T EVER SEARCH THIS AND DON'T GO TO IMAGES, IF YOU DO YOU WILL TOTALLY FUCKING DIE. DON'T SEARCH IT.

man: "hey you should search changed"
peanut brain: "what's changed?"
man: "just search it"
peanut brain: "ok"

*peanut brain fucking dies from the horrible images*

Changed by w i n n i n g s m i l e February 22, 2021