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chodemeiser

A friend named Cody who is always getting sick for no god damned reason at all!
Man, stop being a chodemeiser! You're always sickly!!!!
chodemeiser by mike charter January 19, 2022
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chodemeister 

someone who is acting like a total chode.
"Dude quit bein such a chodemeister!"
chodemeister by DylanO13 March 7, 2008

chadmeiser 

A complimentary term used to refer to a very cool or admirable person may it be male or female.
Did you see how Billy handled those bullies? He is such a chadmeiser!”

“Hey, what’s up chadmeisers?”
chadmeiser by Tzaphiron May 14, 2023

chodeweiser 

The beer a stripper pours down his/her body subsequently consumed by any moron willing to roll the dice on the wheel of STDs.
Darryl had a sixer of Chodeweisers last night at the party and now he has to go to the hospital to have a q-tip shoved in his penis to check for STDs.
chodeweiser by scrotguy November 24, 2005

chodemeister 

Jaybizzle aka JB aka BJ. The boy's chode is trippin' yo. jus a bitch witta chode who be whinin n complainin the whoooooole riiiiiiiide hooooome
Yo he be actin like a chodemeister.
chodemeister by P-rod February 13, 2004

chodemister 

someone who is acting like a total chode
Johnny is a chodemister when it comes to playing MW2....this was put in by Succ

Johnny is a real chodemister.
chodemister by Succulent December 22, 2009

chodemeister 

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.
Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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