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Chocolate Bananna Milkshake

Pushing a bananna up a girls rear and proceeding to have anal sex with her. The force of sex will turn the bananna into a cream that, once you are done having sex with her, will drip from her ass resembling a chocolate bananna milkshake.
Damn man i gave a girl a chocolate bananna milkshake last night and the bananna in her ass really added to the fun!

chocolate banana 

When a male pulls his weiner out of his companion's ass and immediately makes her (or him) lick his poopy penis
After a long night of anal sex, Steve fed his chocolate banana to Amanda.
chocolate banana by Brett Sutton December 14, 2004

chocolate banana monkey 

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

Chocolate Banana 

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.
I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

Charleston Chocolate Banana 

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"

Chocolate Banana Surprise 

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!