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chocolate bananna 

When the penis is inserted into the anal pasage of another(usually male but...) and when it is pulled out there is some shit remaining on the cock, it is said to have a chocolate bananna.
"Dude, last night I was fucking my wife up the ass, and when i pulled out, I had a chocolate bananna."
chocolate bananna by Old Pedro November 6, 2008
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Chocolate Bananna Milkshake

Pushing a bananna up a girls rear and proceeding to have anal sex with her. The force of sex will turn the bananna into a cream that, once you are done having sex with her, will drip from her ass resembling a chocolate bananna milkshake.
Damn man i gave a girl a chocolate bananna milkshake last night and the bananna in her ass really added to the fun!

chocolate banana 

When a male pulls his weiner out of his companion's ass and immediately makes her (or him) lick his poopy penis
After a long night of anal sex, Steve fed his chocolate banana to Amanda.
chocolate banana by Brett Sutton December 14, 2004

chocolate banana monkey 

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

Chocolate Banana 

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.
I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.
Chocolate Banana by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

Charleston Chocolate Banana 

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"

Chocolate Banana Surprise 

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
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