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choad face 

A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p
Hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
Yeah, fuck off you choad face!
choad face by Thib August 31, 2006
Words you can keep

face choad 

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad
face choad by 1lemure September 25, 2008

Chad face 

This is a performance where you suck your cheeks in and smile representing the face of the prominent internet meme "giga chad"
I am doing a chad face
Chad face by Fortnitecheeks June 22, 2022

chad-faced 

1) when one wakes up in the morning, and looks completely worn out. Bad breath, bad hair, sleepy seeds etc.

2.) when one does something so ridiculous, you cant bare to look at them.
"Scott quit singing the hanson! MMmmm bop. Scott stop, your being so fucking chad-faced!"

"Scott, quit dancing like we're in the 60's! Grind on her nigga!"
chad-faced by Ben E April 1, 2008

Choadface 

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.
Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!
Choadface by Braze13 April 24, 2010

choadface 

someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface
Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.

Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.
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