A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.
Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.
Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.
someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface
Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.
Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.