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Choadface 

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.
Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!
Choadface by Braze13 April 24, 2010
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choadface 

someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface
Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.

Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.

Cheapfaced 

Getting drunk on a budget. i.e. getting shitfaced without spending too much money.
we are gonna get absolutely cheapfaced tonight
Cheapfaced by jsetgo March 1, 2011

Chodeface McHiggins 

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish
Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

coldface 

Is a person who doesn't oblige to any of their mistakes
He his a coldface liar
coldface by Coldface June 4, 2018

chobeface. 

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

chodeface 

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.
"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"
chodeface by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008