Choadface

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.

Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!

by Braze13 April 24, 2010

choadface

someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface

Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.

Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.

by Yourmotherbuyingmeavideogame November 18, 2010

Cheapfaced

Getting drunk on a budget. i.e. getting shitfaced without spending too much money.

we are gonna get absolutely cheapfaced tonight

by jsetgo March 1, 2011

Chodeface McHiggins

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish

Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010

coldface

Is a person who doesn't oblige to any of their mistakes

He his a coldface liar

by Coldface June 4, 2018

chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

chodeface

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008