chloemydia
the disease of awesomeness.
chloemydia by poppy2 February 28, 2009
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Clemydians
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Chlapmydia
Chlapmydia by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009
Chlamydia
"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.
chlamydial syphllaids
someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.
Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.
Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.
Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.
Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
chlamydial syphllaids by gregor wilson April 20, 2008
Chlamydia
a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
Chlamydia by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005
Chlamydia Chowder
The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
Chlamydia Chowder by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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