Chlapmydia

A super-STD usually attained from making the intercourse with a guidette of ill repute.

"Dude, that skanky whorebag totally gave me the Chlapmydia! What a guidette!"

by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009

chlamydiot

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.

Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."

by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

chlamydic

Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.

"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"

by molestar88 February 16, 2020

Claimydia

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

Chlamydia

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

by Kobren June 20, 2006

chlamydial syphllaids

someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.

Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.

Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.

Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.

Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!

by gregor wilson April 20, 2008

chlamedian

Someone who has or has had chlamidya who is also funny.

chlamidyacomedian

Erica made a joke about chlamidya -she's such a chlamedian!

by lonelygirl101 May 16, 2016