Chlapmydia
Chlapmydia by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009
Words you can keep
chlamydiot
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
chlamydiot by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021
chlamydic
"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches
Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches
Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"
chlamydic by molestar88 February 16, 2020
Claimydia
Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.
Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.
Claimydia is a serious disease.
Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.
Claimydia is a serious disease.
Claimydia as a name:
"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."
Claimydia as a description:
"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."
"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."
Claimydia as a description:
"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."
Claimydia by Shannonagins August 7, 2009
Chlamydia
"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.
chlamydial syphllaids
someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.
Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.
Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.
Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.
Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
chlamydial syphllaids by gregor wilson April 20, 2008
chlamedian
chlamedian by lonelygirl101 May 16, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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