chirpets 

The constant cricket chirping “sound” you hear if suffering from tinnitus.

Since I damaged my ears from loud music, I get the chirpets at times.

chirpets by Cracklynn McCracker April 1, 2023

chirpees 

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.

Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7

chirpees by kflowaz June 9, 2009