chipocalypse

Chicagan apocalypse

I love the smell of a porta-potty in the morning. Chicago is about to find out why we have this thing called the Department of Peace. Chipocalypse — now!!1!?

by 🅰️ September 7, 2025

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

crapocalypse

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

Chavpocalypse

An end-of-days style, seemingly apocalyptic situation, caused predominantly by underclass or disaffected youth.

Characterised by looting, beatings, knifings, firebombs, general rioting, but aimed mostly at the police, small grocery stores, and sportswear & mobile phone retailers.

Excuses for such behaviour tend to take into account little understanding of socio-economic mechanisms. ie: "We're getting our taxes back", whilst stealing a plasma TV from an electronic store, fails to take into account the general rise in insurance and tax required to pay for the action.

On a small scale, Chavpocalypse takes place at weekends in most small towns and cities.

"What we see here is the beginning of the Chavpocalypse, where the great ignored and criminal rise up to get a slightly better pair of trainers."

"Looks like there's been a bit of a Chavpocalypse."

chav riot underclass looting firebomb chavalanche rise of the fucktards charvageddon

by CamdenDante August 13, 2011

Chicpocolypse

Used when a man is confronted by a large group of women

Walk into a bar full of women who look confrontational ." oh fuck ,it's the Chicpocolypse "

by Bobcanada October 6, 2016

Hipocalypse

That deliciously ironic moment when being a hipster becomes "too mainstream". In that instant each and every hipster will spontaneously combust as they have nothing left to live for.

Hipocalypse:
Hipster 1: (Looks around) Holy fuck everyone's a hipster!!
Hipster 1,2,3-99999999: (Catch fire and die)

by HubeyDoobie January 1, 2012