Chavpocalypse 

An end-of-days style, seemingly apocalyptic situation, caused predominantly by underclass or disaffected youth.

Characterised by looting, beatings, knifings, firebombs, general rioting, but aimed mostly at the police, small grocery stores, and sportswear & mobile phone retailers.

Excuses for such behaviour tend to take into account little understanding of socio-economic mechanisms. ie: "We're getting our taxes back", whilst stealing a plasma TV from an electronic store, fails to take into account the general rise in insurance and tax required to pay for the action.

On a small scale, Chavpocalypse takes place at weekends in most small towns and cities.

"What we see here is the beginning of the Chavpocalypse, where the great ignored and criminal rise up to get a slightly better pair of trainers."

"Looks like there's been a bit of a Chavpocalypse."

chav riot underclass looting firebomb chavalanche rise of the fucktards charvageddon

Chavpocalypse by CamdenDante August 13, 2011

crapocalypse 

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

crapocalypse by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

Claypocalypse 

When someone creates a clay sculpture that is not hollowed out, it will explode massively in the kiln. This causes mass destruction to the rest of the sculptures in the kiln, often leaving few to no survivors.

Chase's sculpture blew up in the kiln, knocking down the shelf that held most of the other projects...The Claypocalypse has begun...

Claypocalypse by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

Carpocalypse 

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

Carpocalypse by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

crapocalypse 

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

crapocalypse by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

chairocalypse 

By the dim light of the setting sun, chairs come alive with the malicious intentions of ending humanity. And can we blame them? They have been sat upon for many a year with nothing in return. Thus the chairs have risen up, and we puny humans cower in fear as our society crumbles like a deck of cards. Welcome to... Chairocalypse.

We were all scared of a zombie apocalypse... Chairocalypse is so much worse. We were so dumb.

chairocalypse by yeezies June 23, 2021