A mental state of perpetual delusion with visions of grandeur and always going for the homerun. Sadly, this person never ever executes, always relies on others to do everything and suffers from daily bouts of staring at a blank wall. Someone with Chinhopathy always disagrees with others' comments, only to arrive at the same conclusion, wasting valuable time and energy. The cause of Chinhopathy mainly stems from seeking instantaneous sexual gratification along with the strong desire for fried chicken.
Dude, it's over. His businesswill fail. He clearly has a Chinhopathy.
CHIP: Ooh! Oh, Wayne, I think you're sweet, I really feel ya
WAYNE: Do ya do ya?
CHIP: I can tell right now that you've got Chipophelia!
WAYNE: Uh-huh!
Chinpoko means "penis" in Japanese. During the South Park episode of Chinpokomon, the Japanese claimed to have a very small penis. Therefore,I'm sure you can all see the hidden humor now.
"O you Americans have such large penis. Japanese penis is so very small."
"So small"
-South Park Chinpokomon episode
A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.