Chippopotamus 

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

Chippopotamus by baby sumo January 26, 2018

chippopotamus 

the current chip leader in a game of poker. can also be shortened to "chippo" for convenience purposes.

Quinn: hey, who's chippopotamus over there?

Mike: Derek is up 200 chips so he is definitely chippo.

chippopotamus by hecksa garth August 9, 2005

crippopotamus 

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

crippopotamus by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

whippopotamus 

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.

Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

whippopotamus by all my friends are whipped July 22, 2011

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014