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chimp fucker 

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)
"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"
chimp fucker by Jarl September 19, 2008
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Chim-fuckery 

The art of fucking with Chimo, on any level may it be psychologically or physical. Chim-fuckery takes place when an aspect of Chimo is identified, then exploited to the maximum about possible, bringing great satisfaction to those aware of the Chim-fuckery taking place.
Adam: "Hey man, Chimo doesn't know what hit him!"

Daud: "Loooooooool"

Amaan: "Ahh yes, this Chim-fuckery is rather exceptional isn't it.."
Chim-fuckery by Ashhhhhh10 May 12, 2011

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.
I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.
chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

chumpfucker 

Someone who’s a looser and sucks
Dude couldn’t handle his booze last night, freaking chumpfucker
chumpfucker by Kermos November 11, 2022

Chumpfuckery 

A catch-all word used for irritating/frustrating negative things, usually by way of human influence.
"Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day.
Tommy needy drinky."
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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