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chimp fucker 

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)
"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"
chimp fucker by Jarl September 19, 2008
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Chim-fuckery 

The art of fucking with Chimo, on any level may it be psychologically or physical. Chim-fuckery takes place when an aspect of Chimo is identified, then exploited to the maximum about possible, bringing great satisfaction to those aware of the Chim-fuckery taking place.
Adam: "Hey man, Chimo doesn't know what hit him!"

Daud: "Loooooooool"

Amaan: "Ahh yes, this Chim-fuckery is rather exceptional isn't it.."
Chim-fuckery by Ashhhhhh10 May 12, 2011

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.
I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.
chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

chumpfucker 

Someone who’s a looser and sucks
Dude couldn’t handle his booze last night, freaking chumpfucker
chumpfucker by Kermos November 11, 2022

Chumpfuckery 

A catch-all word used for irritating/frustrating negative things, usually by way of human influence.
"Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day.
Tommy needy drinky."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026