chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

Chim-fuckery

The art of fucking with Chimo, on any level may it be psychologically or physical. Chim-fuckery takes place when an aspect of Chimo is identified, then exploited to the maximum about possible, bringing great satisfaction to those aware of the Chim-fuckery taking place.

Adam: "Hey man, Chimo doesn't know what hit him!"

Daud: "Loooooooool"

Amaan: "Ahh yes, this Chim-fuckery is rather exceptional isn't it.."

by Ashhhhhh10 May 12, 2011

chimpfucker

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

chumpfucker

Someone who’s a looser and sucks

Dude couldn’t handle his booze last night, freaking chumpfucker

by Kermos November 11, 2022

Chumpfuckery

A catch-all word used for irritating/frustrating negative things, usually by way of human influence.

"Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day.
Tommy needy drinky."

by Procedural Jigglebone March 5, 2024