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Chimp-ass 

the condition that makes feces irremoveable from the rectum, shit that sticks to the asshole
I wiped and wiped, but I couldn't get rid of this chimp-ass until I took a shower.
Chimp-ass by Bobby P. December 16, 2005
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ass chimp 

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.
Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass 

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

Potato Chip Ass Nigga 

A bitch ass nigga who crumbles under pressure.
1. Carmellow Anthony missed the game winning shot because he is a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.

2. Lebron James made the game winning shot because he is not a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.
Potato Chip Ass Nigga by Tmart23 March 23, 2010

kale chip ass 

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards
Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.
kale chip ass by Sagel October 18, 2017
A term used to express frustration with a persistent and annoying person or behaviour.
Why is that Siddhar being such a chomp ass?
Chomp Ass by Brahbear October 31, 2011

chump ass 

guy 1: hey man go treat your boils
guy 2: shut up chump ass
guy A:whoa dude you cant say that. it's our word
chump ass by qa3wt4yeu May 4, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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