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Premature Chimulation 

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.
"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.
Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation
chimptation by Jack De October 18, 2008

re-cipitation 

When a retarded dude/dudette comes and pisses on people from overhead and yells, "It's waining."
"Dude, ya gotta be careful..with all the retards around theres an 80% chance of re-cipitation."
re-cipitation by sideshowsteve April 1, 2009

Crimitation 

When imitative behaviour is so dull that it is a crime against humanity’s creativity.
This jazz band’s cover of Cry Me A River was so conventional it made me cry: it was a crimitation!
Crimitation by crealectics November 14, 2018

Himitation 

A woman who tries switching to a trans man
"Joe's actual name is Susan. A while back she got a surgery though, so now she's a himitation."
Himitation by Mr. big E. October 5, 2019

commitation 

Commit messages to a VCS that serve as (likely the only form of) documentation. Code comments are sometimes sources of amusing rants, but commit messages are usually comedy gold. (for nerds)
There isn't any documentation but the commitation is excellent. You probably won't need much else to get the code running.
commitation by NotThatBruno November 3, 2016