commitation 

Commit messages to a VCS that serve as (likely the only form of) documentation. Code comments are sometimes sources of amusing rants, but commit messages are usually comedy gold. (for nerds)

There isn't any documentation but the commitation is excellent. You probably won't need much else to get the code running.

commitation by NotThatBruno November 3, 2016

committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

fist pump jersey shore GTL

committing the robbery by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

BMW-Tesla combination 

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.

Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

BMW-Tesla combination by znajid June 3, 2020

committing mass genocide 

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.

Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

committing mass genocide by Hiiam_larry October 29, 2021

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

committing bukakke 

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Committing bukakke is fun!

committing bukakke by TheRealBossRPG November 2, 2020

Committing a sir Mitchell 

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

Committing a sir Mitchell by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021