chiliwhack

the action of slapping your partner in the face with your johnson after anal sex.

Jill was a nasty freak, so I knew she wouldn't object to the chiliwhack.

by D-treazy February 23, 2008

chiliwhack

verb. when you lock you hands behind your head, spread your feet apart, squat down a little, and thrust from the hips causing your nutsac and dick to flap forward and back from your stomach to gooch and make a plopping sound.

also a city in Canada.

I was chiliwhacking last night in the shower and busted a nut.

by Hahnhahn August 28, 2007

Caliwhack

Taking something from California and twisting it.

An individual who wears an Oakland A's hat because "A's" stands for Arlington South is Caliwhack.

by Lonewolf_1 July 26, 2012

chillywhack

Getting a full hard on, then hitting someone in the face with it

this girl was giving me some good head, then i pulled my dick out of her mouth and chillywhacked her!

by blacklabel October 19, 2006

chili whack

verb. To strike or slap someone in the face with your penis.

The porn star was so notorious for slapping girls in the face with his erect penis that the chili whack soon became his signature move.

by The Real Ultimate Authority January 7, 2008

Chilliwack

Your typical white town where all the teens do is skip school and smoke weed whilst the elders attend church and scream at youngins for shitting on their lawn. Half the kids enrolled in school are genuinely going to do nothing in life besides further abuse tax payers money via the many gracious welfare programs. I can't decide what students struggle with more--properly using a condom or passing workplace mathematics.

Hey man, we're low on gas. Should we swing by a gas station in Chilliwack?

No thanks, I don't want to get stabbed by some highschool dropouts on bath salts.

by Justbeingrealwithu August 24, 2018

Chilliwacked

Chilliiwack one of the worst cities in Canada for theft and break and enters. If your stuff goes missing you got Chilliwacked. Chilliwack has higher theft rates than most American cities. Thanks in part to a large number of drug users

man I turned my back for a second and my bag got chilliwacked.

by crackheadhater September 27, 2009