A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather
significant sensation. It may be
intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency
chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and
check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in
the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you
silly willy.