Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.
This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.
This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.
This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 26, 2023
A homophobe. Someone who hates homosexuals, is irrationally afraid of them, is against them and wants to remove them from existence. A type of person who should not exist themselves.
Homo is short for homosexual, a contraction referring to a sexual orientation where attracted to the same (homos) sex.
Phobe comes from Greek to indicate that something repels, opposes or is repelled from something else. Anthropomorphically it refers to reactions such as fleeing in fear and panic, opposite of attraction. It can be used synonymously with anti. To be phobic homosexuals or homosexuality is to also be anti homosexual and anti homosexuality (against).
Fascist derives from the Italian 'fascio' which is the same as the archaic English term faggot meaning multiple lengthy items of the same type (homogenous) bonded together into a bunch as though one. It is now slang to refer to homosexuals. This is distantly related to the concepts expressed by a sausage fest or gay train. -ist makes the term similar to faggot(ry/ed).
Thus we have antifaggotry or faggotphobic. We can replace faggot with homo'. Now we have homophobic.
Antifa, short for antifascist meaning homophobe, routinely gang up to go gay bashing, though they are not very good at it. They routinely attack men wearing red baseball hats assuming they must have voted for a man and that therefore they must be gay. In reality neither their clothing nor their voting habits have a meaningful connection to their sexual orientation.
Homo is short for homosexual, a contraction referring to a sexual orientation where attracted to the same (homos) sex.
Phobe comes from Greek to indicate that something repels, opposes or is repelled from something else. Anthropomorphically it refers to reactions such as fleeing in fear and panic, opposite of attraction. It can be used synonymously with anti. To be phobic homosexuals or homosexuality is to also be anti homosexual and anti homosexuality (against).
Fascist derives from the Italian 'fascio' which is the same as the archaic English term faggot meaning multiple lengthy items of the same type (homogenous) bonded together into a bunch as though one. It is now slang to refer to homosexuals. This is distantly related to the concepts expressed by a sausage fest or gay train. -ist makes the term similar to faggot(ry/ed).
Thus we have antifaggotry or faggotphobic. We can replace faggot with homo'. Now we have homophobic.
Antifa, short for antifascist meaning homophobe, routinely gang up to go gay bashing, though they are not very good at it. They routinely attack men wearing red baseball hats assuming they must have voted for a man and that therefore they must be gay. In reality neither their clothing nor their voting habits have a meaningful connection to their sexual orientation.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Jack?
Steve: No. What has he done this time?
Dave: He has been arrested for a hate crime after beating up a gay man.
Steve: I always suspected he was an antifascist.
Steve: No. What has he done this time?
Dave: He has been arrested for a hate crime after beating up a gay man.
Steve: I always suspected he was an antifascist.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Someone who behaves idiotically in relation to COVID-19. Will behave excessively, counter productively and contradictorily. Lacks common sense. Prone to hysteria. May power trip. Disproportionately unable to mind their own business. Believes all officials and everything heard on TV.
Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.
Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.
Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.
Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.
Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.
Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.
Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.
Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.
Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Dave: Don't invite Karen to the meeting, she's a covidiot.
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.
Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.
Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Causing a hoopla or a scene or being liable to do so on account of being in a state not conducive toward maintaining standard decorum and being in the presence of a relatively sizable audience.
When your head is spinning. Going around in circles mentally or physically. Being over excited, hyperactive or erratic. Typically indicates some loss of self control or coordination. Similar to hopping mad but not quite as intense. Unable to keep still and prancing/dancing around.
When someone says they are hooping it is usually to indicate that they should lower then expectations and not necessarily assume the person's superfluous movements or actions are the result of intent. This may describe a state with partial similarities to desperately needing to pee. See the urinal dance.
This is a little like saying you a tipsy, wasted, baked, drunk, buzzing or woozy except more toward being in more of an alert state than a sleepy inattentive state. It would tend to imply being loopy, dizzy, frantic, jittery, fidgety, etc. May suggest being distracted and perhaps panic. In some degree of disarray. Unable to entirely handle a situation or not being in a suitable state to fully conduct yourself accordingly.
Typically implies a state in response to having taken drugs and/or having received a shock.
When your head is spinning. Going around in circles mentally or physically. Being over excited, hyperactive or erratic. Typically indicates some loss of self control or coordination. Similar to hopping mad but not quite as intense. Unable to keep still and prancing/dancing around.
When someone says they are hooping it is usually to indicate that they should lower then expectations and not necessarily assume the person's superfluous movements or actions are the result of intent. This may describe a state with partial similarities to desperately needing to pee. See the urinal dance.
This is a little like saying you a tipsy, wasted, baked, drunk, buzzing or woozy except more toward being in more of an alert state than a sleepy inattentive state. It would tend to imply being loopy, dizzy, frantic, jittery, fidgety, etc. May suggest being distracted and perhaps panic. In some degree of disarray. Unable to entirely handle a situation or not being in a suitable state to fully conduct yourself accordingly.
Typically implies a state in response to having taken drugs and/or having received a shock.
Dave: Why are you so clumbsy all of a sudden?
Steve: That last hit seems to have gone to my head. I'm hooping all over the place.
Steve: That last hit seems to have gone to my head. I'm hooping all over the place.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 30, 2023
There is rarely an excuse for having farted other than having done so. A fart is rarely justified. It emerges at a time of its choosing with no concern for the current setting.
A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.
The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"
His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.
In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.
If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.
A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.
If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.
The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"
His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.
In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.
If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.
A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.
If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
I farted yesterday. Was it a justice fart? Indeed it was, many a wretched villain fell asunder to the thrust of its gust and odorous tenacity.
I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.
I justice farted.
That better have been a justice fart.
A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.
I justice farted.
That better have been a justice fart.
A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 26, 2023
1. Someone with both a tendency to be late and yet somehow either inconsequentially or fortuitously so.
They may tend to either get away with it or even dodge the bullet.
They tend to simultaneously be a late worm. The early bird gets the worm. The late worm misses the bird but not the mud, there is always mud. Thus, it is not only better to be early but also to be late.
A slow worm is always late and thus bird proof. A survivor, escaping fate on account of being slow, retarded, delayed, behind, late, etc.
2. Something that is not a worm nor a snake but a fake snake.
It is in fact a lizard that has had its legs ripped off to pass as a snake to hawk on the highly lucrative snake market. Snake is used abroad as a delicacy to make either snake cake which is believed to bestow immense sexual prowess or snake bake which exorcizes unholy spirits inhabiting the left ear canal.
Lizard is only used in traditional medicine to make lizard custard, a purgative of such incredible and excruciating potency that it is rarely desirable out side of a few niche markets such as the Japanese tub porn industry. Supply far exceeds demand and it is of little value.
Sometimes referred to as a trans-snake. Not to be confused with Phalloplasty.
They may tend to either get away with it or even dodge the bullet.
They tend to simultaneously be a late worm. The early bird gets the worm. The late worm misses the bird but not the mud, there is always mud. Thus, it is not only better to be early but also to be late.
A slow worm is always late and thus bird proof. A survivor, escaping fate on account of being slow, retarded, delayed, behind, late, etc.
2. Something that is not a worm nor a snake but a fake snake.
It is in fact a lizard that has had its legs ripped off to pass as a snake to hawk on the highly lucrative snake market. Snake is used abroad as a delicacy to make either snake cake which is believed to bestow immense sexual prowess or snake bake which exorcizes unholy spirits inhabiting the left ear canal.
Lizard is only used in traditional medicine to make lizard custard, a purgative of such incredible and excruciating potency that it is rarely desirable out side of a few niche markets such as the Japanese tub porn industry. Supply far exceeds demand and it is of little value.
Sometimes referred to as a trans-snake. Not to be confused with Phalloplasty.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see the news?
Dave: No, what's up.
Steve: Jack's plane crashed, no one survived.
Dave: Did he die?
Steve: No, he was late, he missed his flight.
Dave: He was always a slow worm.
Steve: Did you see Jack's latest Donkey Porn?
Dave: Yes, it was gross. Looked like a chocolate geyser.
Steve: Looked like a whale blowing sewage out of its blowhole.
Dave: She should submit it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Steve: They probably won't accept it, they'll say they can't rule out doping.
Dave: What do you mean?
Steve: She probably downed a pint of slow worm before the shoot.
Dave: More like chute.
Dave: No, what's up.
Steve: Jack's plane crashed, no one survived.
Dave: Did he die?
Steve: No, he was late, he missed his flight.
Dave: He was always a slow worm.
Steve: Did you see Jack's latest Donkey Porn?
Dave: Yes, it was gross. Looked like a chocolate geyser.
Steve: Looked like a whale blowing sewage out of its blowhole.
Dave: She should submit it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Steve: They probably won't accept it, they'll say they can't rule out doping.
Dave: What do you mean?
Steve: She probably downed a pint of slow worm before the shoot.
Dave: More like chute.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023