childless
the act of having your cock ripped off or hurt to the point of where you cant even bust a nut or injactulate which leads to being unable to have any kids
childless by drakes long shlong February 16, 2024
childless parent expert
Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.
She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.
childless parent expert by bagitbabe May 23, 2008
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chillest
To be the most chill. The epitome of chill. To be so chill that others around the chillest become chill in his or her wake. It is a great honor to be known as the chillest for others will seek you in times of great distress, your chillest state will save them. The chillest is most noted for the great words of chilldom that comes in the most tasteful of Jaimacan accents being "Fret me not Bruddah/Sistah, everything will be alright" causing great chill and further advancing the world to chilldom. To become the chillest, one must follow the Path of Chill. This can involve the use of the ganja, but it is not necessary. The path towards chillest enlightenment is one of greatness and should be followed by anyone who seeks and enjoys the art of chill.
Jack : "Have you seen Alonso lately?"
Jill : "I have, he is in meditation upon his rock of chilldom. Just before he entered meditation he told me to fret him not, and that everything will be alright"
Jack : "Alonso is truly the chillest"
Jill : "Indeed, I fret him not."
Jill : "I have, he is in meditation upon his rock of chilldom. Just before he entered meditation he told me to fret him not, and that everything will be alright"
Jack : "Alonso is truly the chillest"
Jill : "Indeed, I fret him not."
chillest by TheChillestDude February 1, 2015
Brad Childress
Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.
Brad Childress by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007
Chillsesh
Short for chill session. Describes any amount of time spent with 1 or more people, although usually not large groups. A chillsesh is typically either last-minute or unofficially planned, and sometimes completely spontaneous. Because of this, a chillsesh can last anywhere from half an hour to several hours.
"Me and Jim were just walking around town and ran into Sarah, so we ended up having a chillsesh for a little while."
"Hey, you doin anything after school?"
"Nah."
"Chillsesh at my house?"
"Sounds good."
"So did you end up hanging out with her?"
"We didn't really hang out. We just had like a one-hour chillsesh, but then she had to go."
"Hey, you doin anything after school?"
"Nah."
"Chillsesh at my house?"
"Sounds good."
"So did you end up hanging out with her?"
"We didn't really hang out. We just had like a one-hour chillsesh, but then she had to go."
Childrens Beach
The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.
"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"
"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"
"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"
Childrens Beach by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018
childesprettywife
" childesprettywife is so attractive "
childesprettywife by zarinaaa March 11, 2022
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