Chickenskin
Dude, you should really try shaving your balls. I showed Marge the ol' chickenskin last night, and she went down on me like a hog rootin for a grubworm!
Chickenskin by MightyT June 23, 2010
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chickenskin dufflebag by JohnnyGuy December 19, 2007
Chicken Skin Trampoline
When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
Chicken Skin Trampoline by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Chickening
Chickening by King Gink December 9, 2012
pronunciation chickenshit
worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others
pronunciation chickenshit by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011
Chicken Skin Handbag
Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok
Chicken Skin Handbag by Spuntricky April 13, 2015
chickenshit
WWII troop slang for military bureaucratic bullshit. The word implies that the regulations in question are so silly and trifling that they don't measure up to the level of bullshit. Subsequently, the word came to be merely an intensification of the epithet chicken.
In life and death matters, soldiers relied on their common sense and ignored the chickenshit regulations their superiors foisted upon them whenever possible.
chickenshit by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003
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