Dude, you should really try shaving your balls. I showed Marge the ol' chickenskin last night, and she went down on me like a hog rootin for a grubworm!
by MightyT June 21, 2010
A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker
by MightyT June 17, 2010