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chicken rob 

A man with a very thin skin, incredibly fragile ego, who is known to also have a micropenis. These traits create severe insecurity issues along with severe vindictiveness and anger management problems, which are often exposed and intensified when the person is excluded from fun group events. These individuals frequently act out with fits of vengeful rage and unintelligible rants.
Mike: "Hey Steve, sorry, but I don't have any room left on my yacht for this weekend's party."
Steve: "Well fuck you, Steve! I hate you and I'm going to sneak onto your boat , shit on it, and then sink it!!!"
Mike: "Don't be such a Chicken Rob, dude."
chicken rob by butlerthelawyer December 8, 2017
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Robot Chicken

A 12 minute long show on Cartoon Network created by Seth Green. Many of the longer skits use 80s/early 90s pop culture icons such as GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, Smurfs, Voltron, etc... action figures, dolls, or claymation to act out the skits as well as even further past or current pop culture characters.

The skits can last anywhere from a few seconds to the majority of an episode with the shorter skits consisting of absolute random hilarity, ex: an alien pulling down a farmers pants then flying away, a gorilla sniffing his nose after putting it near his butt, a robot dry humping his dryer, etc...
Robot Chicken is best viewed when high as a kite.

Robot chicken dream 

When your dream goes in and out of random skits that last a few seconds and are full of random hilarity,sex,odd things,and you have no control over what happens.
man I had a robot chicken dream last night first I was at home with Megan fox then I was in Mexico getting attacked by a swarm of cockroaches with sombreros

robot chicken

one of the funniest new shows on cartoon Network's "Adult Swim".

Created By Seth Green - Uses classic toys to do crazy sick shit.
robot chicken is as funny as watching an old person slip and fall, so you turd fucking mother fuckers better watch it.
robot chicken by I forget March 2, 2005

Robot Chicken

The best show to ever grace Adult Swim.
Dude 1: Did you see last night's episode of Robot Chicken?
Dude 2: Oh my God, yes! George W. Bush sure does like tacos.
Dude 1: And the Bloopers guy is still obsessed with suicide.
Robot Chicken by Mrs Piggy March 22, 2010

Robot Chicken

The unpredictably random adult swim TV series created by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich for people with minor to severe cases of ADD. Animators use stop motion animation with toys (action figures, dolls, and claymation for special effects) to form the visual aspect of the show, and many special appearances of celebrities voicing themselves have been made including Stan Lee, Hulk Hogan, Snoop Dogg, Kelly Hu, Scarlett Johansonn, George Lucas, and Mark Hamill
Pirate 1: (has a helm wheel on the front of his pants)
Pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for?
Pirate 1: Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!

Mad Scientist: *holding up a sign that reads* "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Robot Chicken: *holds up a sign that reads* "Bawk?"
Mad Scientist: *holds up a sign that reads* "To die in the name of science!"
*pulls out a butcher knife and chases the chicken*

You really have to see a few episodes to get the idea
Robot Chicken by kehaz April 29, 2008

robot chicken

Guy on Robot Chicken: Ow, you got glass in my eye!
Captain Planet!: AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS!
robot chicken by xradxcorexmeg October 6, 2007