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Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!
Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.
by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010
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road chicken

Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full
On our recent Vegas trip Fred left us a tasty Road Chicken.
by Nick Benson September 23, 2006
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Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.
by Partridge October 19, 2021
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.
Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
by PopeMHG June 3, 2018
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why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.
Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.
"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"
by HahaGamer March 29, 2019
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why did the chicken cross the road?

a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny
annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know
by hipposhit June 17, 2016
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