A tall, caucasian girl, usually very pretty. A girl who is surrounded by many friends, but only calls a few her best. Very smart, usually has very stupid best friends. Secretly hates many people around her. Gives great advice, although not many are smart enough to take it. Very polite, and dignified.
A slang term used by non-Asian people to describe Asians. Not used in a derogatory manner, but more as a way to tell your friend about how you want to bang the cute Asian girl in your stats class without referring to her as the "Asian" girl.
A truly unique person! Often looked up to and idolized. Great taste in clothing styles and music! Funny and entertaining without being mean to others. A great friend to others.
I know I can always depend on Chessie.
Chessie is so cool, I want to be more like her!
A verified user of Twitter, specifically a pundit, journalist, or entertainment personality regarded as out of touch with the average Twitter user or working person. Plural "checkies."
I was looking at my TL and saw some checkie tweeting about how they're grateful there's dogs in the White House again. I wonder if they realize that people are literally dying.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.