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A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.
Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!
Chelonald by Echo_Echo54 November 5, 2018
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chelonaphobia 

Kel-own-uh-fobe-ee-uh: An extreme fear of turtles.
Her chelonaphobia struck once again as she veered off the road, a small turtle crossing in front of her.
chelonaphobia by Protothor August 1, 2007

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.
Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
Chelsing Out by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

the_chelso 

someone very cool and sexy and butler is i get scared please i dont know anymore please help me chelsea is holding me hostage
the_chelso is very cool and sexy mmmmmmmmmm < thats me moaning

Cheesoning

A combination of cheese and seasoning. To flavor food with cheese. Most fitting for processed cheese.
"These potatoes are bland. They need to be cheesoned a bit."

"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."
Cheesoning by briedinger June 2, 2009

Chelonaphobia 

The fear that somewhere, somehow a turtle is watching you.
Timmy has Chelonaphobia.
Chelonaphobia by notme69420 January 14, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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