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The fear that somewhere, somehow a turtle is watching you.
Timmy has Chelonaphobia.
by notme69420 January 14, 2021
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The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !

Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
by notme69420 September 05, 2020
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Has a deep voice and makes wack music

Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying
Jim: “have you heard corpse husbands voice? i’m bouta cum.“
normal: “but have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.“
by notme69420 January 10, 2021
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