The name Chilton comes from the latin word "AzureChilly" which translates to "fat cunt." Chilton's are rare breeds of
people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as children. Chilton's often spend 98 to 99% of their days on the popular gaymer app
Discord. They also often have the first name Mike and enjoy watching younger children from inside of blue couches. These plump Mike Chiltons also do not have sex, they
lie about getting blowjobs by their hot indian ex Chinnu.
~Bro is that a Chilton?
-Yeah
man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him
man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.
-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children
man, it's their kink.
-That's mad
creepy, he really is a Chilton.