A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.
"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.
Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!
Noun: used to describe an action, state, or occurrence, of listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Verb: describes the action receiving a hose job, royal spanking, or being taken to the woodshed from listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Noun: "I bought 100 e-minis at the highs after reading the UBS note and got cheonged today when the market sold off"
Verb: "I read Rebecca's note this morning, placed my orders, and now I am looking to avoid a Cheonging"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.