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A term given to someone who has an odd fascination with femurs.
Girl A: "He was staring at my legs like a sloppy animal!"

Girl B: "Ew what a Chelso!"
Words you can keep
A:Hi, may I find a guy that is good at fishing?
B: I'm sure u can find chelso
Chelso by Tony Blanco November 22, 2021
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the_chelso 

someone very cool and sexy and butler is i get scared please i dont know anymore please help me chelsea is holding me hostage
the_chelso is very cool and sexy mmmmmmmmmm < thats me moaning

chev chelios 

He is the protagonist of the Crank films. He is played by Jason Statham.
Chev Chelios was poisoned by the chinese shit.
chev chelios by Adolphe Sanks June 30, 2014

Chelsea boots 

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67
Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry
Chelsea boots by midnightmemories December 15, 2019

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
Chelsy is a girl who goes through a lot but doesn't want to burden other people with her problems so she keeps it all bottled up. Chelsy usually has a very bubbly personality, but will be very quiet around people she doesn't know. She is a very loyal friend, but will fight against a friend if they turn on her. She is very hard headed and goes for what she wants in life. Chelsy can be a sporty person but would rather be at home watching Netflix. Chelsy tells it like it is, she isn't going to treat you like a baby.
Chelsy by coolgirl7 May 23, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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