A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.

Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.

Cellphone Tai Chi by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010

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Chelly

The best little sister in the world! Love her! She is goofy, silly, cute, pretty, tall, funny, annoying. But that's what makes her, her. I love this little girl... even though she's not so little anymore. I love Chelly!

I wish Chelly was my sister!
I wish I was friends with Chelly!

Chelly by anonymous1215 December 15, 2012

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Chella

A beautiful and funny women. She is always the life of the party and is loved by everyone. She of course has haters. But her haters make her famous. She is a great mother and friend. She does everything she can for her friends and family and sometimes she suffers because of it. She is a incredible and honest person all around.

Chella is incredible isn't she?

Chella by Sinematic March 5, 2015

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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

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