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Chelephant 

A person of short stature or tiny build that makes noise and sounds like an elephant when moving around in a room or dweling.
Holly crap did you hear that chels walk by? For such a little person she sure is a chelephant.
Chelephant by SupergDad2010 March 18, 2021
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Chelephant 

The hybrid beast that is created by cross breeding a chimp with an elephant.
Newscaster - "Now here we see the New Zealand native Chelephant which is a sad animal...for it has the ability to climb trees but tragically no tree can support it's weight"
Chelephant by archyis January 14, 2010

ChanElephant 

What you call an obese woman who attempts to wear high fashion.
I was shopping on Fifth Avenue the other day and I couldn't believe the ChanElephants coming out of Berghdorf Goodman's.
ChanElephant by Timoteo September 7, 2005

cielphantomhivesbf

A Grell and Ciel fanboy, 😳😨🤭 who cosplays. He also watches anime! 😱😱 very spooky person. Probably doesn’t even own a Samsung - 27.4 Cu. Ft. Side-by-Side Refrigerator - Stainless steel OR a Samsung - 30" Microwave Combination Wall Oven with Steam Cook and WiFi - Stainless steel. 🙄🙄🙄 He likes the promised neverland, that one show where children are at KFC or whatever too!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Child 1: “ If you’re like me, you’ll want a burger that is going to satisfy your hunger. The whopper junior from Burger King has the same great taste as the regular whopper, but is made for someone just my size. So if you’re looking for great taste with lots of fun, try the whopper junior kids meal today. Only at Burger King!”

Child 2: “that’s what cielphantomhivesbf would say.”

Child 1: “what”

whelephant 

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.
The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.
whelephant by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Whelephant 

A mix between a whale and and elephant. Not an elewhale!!!
The whelephant enjoys being called the right species.
Whelephant by Hmmmmmmmmm May 31, 2014

celephants

n. fat or enormous people who talk on cell phones
and often block the way
I wish those celephants would keep to the left.
celephants by Donor January 21, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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