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cheeseydick

cheeseydick is a type of weed, cheese crossed with moby dick
excuse me sir could i buy some cheeseydick
by boonking July 6, 2011
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felix's cheesestick

-it's a cheesestick, but it belongs to felix. that is why it's special
-the reason why mr. lee yongbok of stray cheese is accused of taking the food
by undercover human March 8, 2019
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cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.
Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!
by Dr Juice January 31, 2004
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Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.
Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds
by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010
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cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
by John Dohhh February 25, 2008
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Cheesestick

When you fingerbang a girl after eating a large bag of Cheetos.
I cheesesticked this girl that I met a party last night.
by RTC78 December 5, 2010
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Cheesestick

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".
Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.
by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009
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