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cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
by John Dohhh February 25, 2008
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cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.
Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!
by Dr Juice January 31, 2004
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Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.
Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds
by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010
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CheeseDuck

1. A duck made from cheese. Known to be quick witted, intelligent, and have psychic abilities among other amazing talents.

2. A name for someone who is extremely annoying. Can be shortened to "Cheezy D" or just "Cheezy".
1. "There is only one, true, CheezeDuck."
2. "You ever met that Lukus guy? Man, what a Cheezy D!"
by Witty March 18, 2004
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cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful
by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010
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cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin
Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.
by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013
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Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!
Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!
by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004
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