cheesetoes 

also know as cheetos; puffy, cheesy snack

"Hold on, I'm gonna get myself some cheesetoes from the kitchen," said Ashley.

cheesetoes by Tammy July 16, 2004

Cheeseosaurus Rex 

The title given to the last pizza served at "all you can eat" pizza. It has a ginormous amount of cheese on it, but very little sauce.

The purpose of the Cheeseosaurus Rex is to get people to stop eating pizza. The thought behind this is that cheese fills people up so they will not be able to order any more pizza.

Scott: let's have another pizza; our eigth one.
Rob: SHIT MAN! here comes the cheeseosaurus rex!
Kenny: wtf?
Rob: that's when they put a crapload of cheese on the pie to make you stop eating.

Cheeseosaurus Rex by g-diggity June 15, 2006

Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.

Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheesemousse by Phishr October 1, 2005

cheese toes

Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.

*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)

I know I said only feet pics, but could I get some cheese toes tonight?

cheese toes by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Cheeseless Rice 

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.

"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"

Cheeseless Rice by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

Cheesetastic

Used by the adolescent population at large to describe something so bloody cheesy, that it actually becomes amazingly fantastic. The use of the word cheesetastic usually implies a derived pleasure from the utter cheese of a situation or phrase.
Be cautious, large danger of over usage.

*watches soap opera in which lead actress is pregnant with the baby of her brother's wife's father's uncle, and is married to her father*

"Dude, her unfortunate pregnancy situation is so totally cheesetastic!"

Cheesetastic by Lunatic with a hero complex October 10, 2007

Cheeseconsin 

A jihad to Wisconsin in which one, usually during spring break, travels by boat, up the Hudson, down the Mohawk and into the Great Lakes, onward to Wisconsin. The purpose of the trip is to bask in the glory of Wisconsin's world famous cheese. It is known to be a life changing experience and is not for the weak of heart or mind. Make sure you bring back cheese for your family to sample, so that you can convince them to join you on your next jihad

Motha fuckin Cheeseconsin 06 was cool ass beans!!!

Cheeseconsin by Chris Constantino February 26, 2006