1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

the cheeseballs problem by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009

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cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.

...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d

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cheeseballs

An expletive, expression of shock or dismay. Most often used to replace gosh.

Cheeseballs! That car almost totally sideswiped me!

Cheeseballs, guys, why do I always have to be the responsible one?

Aw, cheeseballs.

cheeseballs by samuels May 24, 2005

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Cheeseballs

A person acting totally retarded, goofy, silly, or other wise stupid.

Those kids are acting like cheeseballs!

You're such a freakin' cheeseball man!

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cheeseballs

A ball of cheese.

Man, cheeseballs are freakin' awesome!

cheeseballs by Zach G. October 27, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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