The cheesebar is the top bar across the top of a hockey net (usually refered to as a crossbar). If your a hockey player and you don't go cheesebar down then there really isn't a reason to score, you might as well of just stayed home. Cheesebar and in or nothing.

Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.

"Wow Yzerman just went cheesebar down on that sick goal."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."

cheesebar by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007

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Cheesegate

When someone slides a gnarly piece of school lunch cheese into another person's binder, and it winds up being a really big scandal for no reason and multiple people end up in lunch detention as a result.

"Hey bro, how did you guys end up getting lunch detention freshman year?"
"What, you didn't hear? It was Cheesegate, dude."
"What's Cheesegate?"
"Take a seat, my bro, I have a story to tell you..."

Cheesegate by thebroshowchs December 11, 2019

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cheesemare

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.

I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.

cheesemare by Remedy X April 24, 2005

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cheese fart

The horrifically odorous gastrointestinal assault that accompanies the ingestion of copious amounts of dairy products, usually cheese.

Dude, you ate an entire cheese pizza, be ready for the cheese farts that are coming.

cheese fart by urban teach May 10, 2014

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