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cheesefather 

Cheesefather is a transitionary state between a normal human being and a slobfather. Cheesefathers shower twice a week, brush their teeth once a week (at most), don’t wash their clothes, and live a sedentary lifestyle on discord for 12 hours a day. They are so disgusting that their ears start to smell like cheese. When confronted on their disgusting hygiene, they will just say “it doesn’t have anything to do with showering” or “my teeth are clean” instead of not being a disgusting slob.
Concerned citizen: Sir, you should take a shower more than twice a week!
Cheesefather: No thanks, I’m not dirty so I don’t need to shower til Wednesday.
Concerned citizen: but cheesey fumes are coming from your ear!
Cheesefather: IT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOWERING
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Cheeseeaterpro 

Cheeseeaterpro be out of control🥵🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵
Cheeseeaterpro by Fly eagles fly December 10, 2022

Cheesehater 

A term used to insult people who are mean, and also intolerant of cheese, milk or other dairy products.
"Gosh, Alex is such a cheesehater..."
Cheesehater by Prettyylime April 23, 2010

cheesewater 

Cheesewater is a novel beverage that combines the creamy essence of cheese with the hydrating qualities of water, offering a uniquely savory and refreshing taste experience.
I am craving some cheesewater for my afternoon snack.
cheesewater by cheesyg176 September 5, 2023

The chessfather 

The term "Chessfather" usually refers to the norweigan chess player "HackerBanned"
Hey bro, the chessfather just humiliated that guy again. nice
The chessfather by Kvandiz December 25, 2018
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