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cheese off 

Phrase meaning annoy used often by Bart Simpson.
BART: Hi, guys. What's up?

JIMBO: We were just saying we'd love to meet the guy who cut off the head of that statue.

BART: What? But--but yesterday didn't you say it would be cool to cut off the head, and really cheese off everybody?

KEARNY: Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man.
cheese off by Anton Chigurh March 31, 2009

cheese off 

to copy or emulate something in a way that suggests originality or in which the copier benefits from the creativity or work of another, especially when the copy is considered lame; further appropriate when the original is considered lame.
Martha Stewart cheesed off of Donald Trump's "Apprentice" with her short-lived series of a similar name. ("cheesed off" is the past tense of "cheese off")

cheese off my titties 

what lindsay lovessssss
yo i got some american cheese drizzled on my tits..come lick that shit
cheese off my titties by EAC November 25, 2003

the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock! 

Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.

Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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