Juggalo Checklist:
___ Paint Face (Just
Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)
___ Put On
Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)
___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits
___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)
___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me
___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go
___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated
___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.
___ Ignore All Laws (They
Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'
m Goin' (They
Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am
beautiful. You are not. You are
sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you
don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz
don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you
don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will
shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other
stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you
don't like it, it's because you
don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?
Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a
bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'
Dis mah
lis'...check it out hata' !!
