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Checklister 

Defined as: An Alpha generation person who doesn't use their intellect to determine answers or responses, but simply marks a checklist off. No common sense or reasonable deductible used
This person does not know what he's saying. He's just marking off a checklist and not looking at the whole picture or using his head. This lack of logical reasoning defines the term checklister
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Editing checklist 

Death; living hell; worse than Jake Paul; gayyyyyyyy
My teacher gave me the editing checklist. I want to die. (he died)

cheeklifter 

The act of lifting up a butt cheek while sitting in order to rip an explosive fart.
Hey Buddy, did you hear (or smell) that cheeklifter I just ripped?
cheeklifter by GrandeCaca August 30, 2009

Juggalo Checklist and Creedo 

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!

Checklist traveler 

One who frequents a place/country/city just to say that they've been there. Checklist travelers tend to only visit for very short periods of time but will brag that they have 'done' that place.
Barry : Everything in Thailand is amazing! I love the exotic culture and the landscape. All the people are so warm!
Sally: Sounds amazing! Where did you go?
Barry: Bangkok, it was a 24 hour stop-over on my way to Australia.
Sally: Barry, you're such a checklist traveler.

Checklistslovakia 

a combination of "congratulations on a peaceful transition to the end of a checklist" and "the future is bright." This word comes from the English word "checklist" and the name of the country "Slovakia" which was formed as a result of the peaceful transition of Czechoslovakia into 2 smaller countries.
Nice job on checking our inventory. Checklistslovakia!
Checklistslovakia by SuckRam321 April 14, 2019

Nut Checklist 

A group of many people you want to nut check
Me: Man that guy is really getting on my nerves... He's going on my nut checklist