Juggalo Checklist:
___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)
___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently
washed)
___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits
___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)
___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me
___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I
Go
___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated
___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.
___ Ignore All Laws (They Don'
t Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don'
t Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am
beautiful. You are not. You are
sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it'
s because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don'
t understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don'
t apply to me, if you say they do or you
force them upon me, it's because you don'
t understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I
please, if you don't like it, it's because you don'
t understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your
safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don'
t understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal
Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?
Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain'
t nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain'
t down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
