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cheapmas

The celebration of Christmas on a week or so after the normal date to take advantage of the post-Christmas sales and thereby saving money on the cost of Presents.
The celebration of cheapmas meant all presents were purchased with a healthy discount at the boxing day sales.
by christiaan2001 October 16, 2010
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cheapass

A person who is not only cheap, but also foists his cheapness on others in irritating ways.
The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.
by creaternity May 26, 2006
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cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.
Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.
by OblongOne September 7, 2016
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cheapass

A person who, regardless of income, finds it necessary to pay less than his or her fair share, if anything, or lacks interest in doing activities that cost money.

Such individuals may resort to nonsensical excuses that do not justify why he or she doesn't want to do something (such as go to the movies) that may potentially cost money.

He or she may also simply carry credit cards on a night out when they know the activities during the night will cost actual cash and not plastic. This is to avoid paying for their share and being able to fall back on, "I only have my card." They will sometimes ask you to spot them and they'll pay you back later, but you know that won't happen.

A simple solution to prevent from being seen as a cheapass is to merely say, "hey man, I really don't have the money right now, do you mind if we do something else?" Being honest is something that people will respect. Also, cheapasses generally think they're clever with their words and that nobody is figuring out that it's because they don't have any money (or don't want to spend it). However, people can usually detect when somebody is being a cheapass and tend to make fun of said person behind their back because it's annoying that they won't just be honest.

Another solution to prevent from being a cheapass is to always make sure you pay money back to people you owe it to. Nothing is worse than when somebody owes you money and they continue to not pay you back and give you excuse after excuse as to why they don't have it, yet you see them spending money on a girl or other stupid things. It is best to stop being friends and/or associating with said cheapasses.
Joe: Hey man do you want to go see a movie?
Sam: Nah man all the movies out look terrible. (Even though he was just talking about how good movie ___ looked)
Joe: Oh... well do you want to go bowling?
Sam: No man I just went a few months ago.
Joe: Why does that mean you can't go now?
Sam: Because dude I don't want to. What the hell.
Joe: Well do you want to do anything?
Sam: There's nothing to do. Maybe you can just come sit at my house.
Joe (in his mind): Damn cheapass...
by THEJohnathan May 3, 2009
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Cheapass

A person who is tight with there money and finds the cheapest way out of things and is also someone who stingily avoids spending money. Similar to cheapskate.
Gabriel: (buys food for the family) I cant believe this Little Caesars pizza only cost my five bucks.

Sylvia: YOU CHEAPASS!!!
by Trackstar118 July 1, 2009
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Cheapasaurus

Men so cheap they make women pay on their 1st AND 2nd date!!!!
"He's such a cheapasaurus!! When I offered money for the coffee...he volunteered me to pay for the movie!!"
by Jill F February 18, 2009
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cheaptastic

a value so great it is unexpected or pleasantly surprising, especially for items that can usually disappoint with low prices usually equaling low quality
This cheaptastic Target purse just got mistaken as a real Coach!

or

These cheaptastic Payless shoes actually feel and look good.
by neuralvertigo March 12, 2010
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