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chauvinist pig 

An extremely disgusting male gendered human who would use a women as a sex tool.

A Chauvinist pig also thinks their gender is more superior than the other, usually a man who thinks he can do as he wishes to a women.

Chauvinist pigs are known to show risky behaviour like filming up girls skirts at the local mall, fake falling to grab a girls boob, asking for nudes on the internet and betting on wet tshirt contest's. Usually chauvinist pigs travel in heards or groups and can usually be found hanging out at the trashiest bars.

If you see a heard of chauvinist pigs approach with caution, they may just lure you in ;)
Q- "did you see that guy look up that girls dress?"
A- "yeah! what a chauvinist pig

Q- "will you please send me some nudes on Facebook?"
A- "Yea right you chauvinist pig!"

yea, that guy cheated on his girlfriend, what a chauvinist pig
chauvinist pig by portyspice September 27, 2012
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chauvinist pig 

The boy who looks under a girl skirt, gets a hooker to satisfy his sick urges while his wife (who he is going to leave soon) is pregnant, the boy who dumps a girl if she refuses to let him slip a hand somewhere, dumps a girl AFTER she has sex with him, has HIGH standards, looks a girls as nothing but a sex tool, (at least the 'hot ones) and uses the c-word and pusssy almost 9304839028 times a minute
the chauvinist pig down the street went out with my friend, had sex with her, then dumped her and told her she was a bad lay and peice of sh*t, then spread rumors about her now she's my only friend. Sounds hot!
chauvinist pig by Renaa August 15, 2006

Male Chauvinist Pig 

A male person who thinks women are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour.
(Male Chauvinist Pig): Go make me a sandwich.

(Woman): Why don't you make yourself a sandwich?

(Male Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking woman, am I?

female chauvinist pig

A female person who thinks men are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. It's common place to see these in the form of teenage girls bullying young boys; in fact, most bullies seen in recent years are female.
Example 1:
(Female Chauvinist Pig): Go fight some wars and do things that benefit my life.

(Male): Why don't you do that for me, honey?

(Female Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking man, am I?

Example 2:
(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out of my seat right now, you fucking ugly shit!

(Harmless young boy): But... t-this isn't your seat, Sophia...

(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out NOW or I'll punch you in the face, you little shit!

Chauvinistic pig fucker 

A type of boss who you loathe so much...words like: asshole, bastard, prick, shithead etc. are simply not enough and have become understatements to describe them.

They seem to favor male employees over female ones because, they talk to you and your team like you don't know much about anything to do with the job...except you yourself have been working there for 6.5 years and have been training new employees off and on since your first 6 months of employment.
Our boss, is a chauvinistic pig fucker.

Co-Worker X: Yeah, I can't stand him either however, would you mind elaborating on why you think that about him?

He speaks to female employees as though they're dumb as af and treats them like they don't know how to do their jobs. He shows very little respect for how hard we work and has yet to thank us for all we've done over the years for the establishment.

Co-worker X: Yes, now that you mention it he really is one.

chauvinistic pig 

(adj)A person who is prejudice in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind.
"He's such a chauvinistic pig. I can't believe she's friends with him."

Chauvinist pigs 

Named after Derek Chauvin, the police officer who murdered George Floyd.
The Chauvinist pigs killed some more Blacks today.
Chauvinist pigs by blmer April 21, 2021
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