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chatmate
A namesake friend; someone, often a complete stranger whom you might never have met in person, with whom you chat online, when you feel bored and have nothing better to do.
I have tons of chatmates on Whatsapp and WeChat. Even though I haven't met any of them, some of them have become very close to me. Actually, they give my life a new purpose - now, I don't even care if I have any traditional brick and mortar buddies. Yes, I know there could be some risk: who knows if my chatmates are mere bots.
chatmate by BabuGeorge June 7, 2016
Related Words
chatsgate • ChatGPTed • Chatgptese • Chastrated • Chatgptesque • chatmate • chatspace • Chatsterbation • serial chatGPTer • Chat Shat
Chastrated
The combined feeling of frustration, chastisement and impotence from extended time in chastity in a kink/bdsm context. A castration in an emotional or mental sense of sexual frustration.
An antonym of chastitastic.
An antonym of chastitastic.
I had edged according to Mistress's instructions all week. When I saw her next, She slapped my balls repeatedly , told me I could do better, then left. I am quite chastrated right now.
Chastrated by marky lune July 31, 2020
chatspace
A software designed by Akiva that has decayed over the years into a skiddie heaven for chat exploits.
chatspace by FinoFInesse September 30, 2013
Chatsterbation
The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.
Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....
Chatsterbation by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008
Chatgptese
Writing that exhibits qualities of chatgpt. Used similar to how one would say legalese when referring to lawyer speak.
Chatgptese by drewsieblue August 28, 2023
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