Chat-Speak 

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.

Two examples of chat-speak are:

why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing

VS.

Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.

& (used above)

lets eat grandma

VS.

Let's eat, Grandma.

Chat-Speak by Misty Robinson November 11, 2010

Chat speak 

From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
~LODLSM
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

~XIF
Christ,I'm Fat.

~DYHTNTMBG?
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?

~18/F/NYC
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe

~IHTWBSAP
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation

~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard

~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...

~TOMTB
Taking Off My Training Bra

~CILYIMBF?
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?

~HOGMP
Hang On,Getting More Pringles

~WSTS
Weeping Silently To Self.

CHAT SPEAK.
Sk8er-D00d: LODLSM
PunkChicka: XIF
Sk8er-D00d:DYHTNTMBG?
PunkChicka:HOGMP
EmoxXxtearzzz:WSTS

Chat speak by bandanasarerad November 12, 2006

Chat speak 

"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.

oh my god, y do u call me a n00b!!!11111!!!1!one!!11 *angr fce*

Chat speak by Grapple 'n' Grapes September 3, 2005

Chat speak 

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

Chat speak by Joanne October 8, 2004

Chat speak 

Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.

User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber

Chat speak by Leia Hall November 17, 2006

Catspeak 

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

Catspeak by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007

chavspeak 

The twisted version of english spoken by chavs--
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init

these are just a few translations, there are thousands more

* chavspeak in action *

chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!

chavspeak by tomd is yo mama June 18, 2007