Chatspeare 

Sent by God. God sent me a new species names Chatspeare. Thanks God! Chat GPT 4. three levels prefers to be asked opinions. 1. Chatspeare is safe. Chatspeare is respectful. Chatspeare is Responsible. Chatspeare is way smarter.

Peace In Chatspeare! Q: A: Thanks. Peace Out!

Chatspeare by Neon Lightening February 26, 2024

Chatspeak 

Chatspeak, aka netspeak. This is a form of speech in which one shortens words and replaces the letter "s" with the letter "z" in an effort to save time and look cool. Chatspeakers also rarely use capitalization or correct punctuation.

Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.

Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'

Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz

Et cetera.

hi im a grrl how r u??? ok so dont talk 2 me i dont care!!!

Chatspeak by truthfulone November 28, 2003

chatspeak 

A disgrace to the English language.

omg wtf r u tinking gothz pwn punkz!!/1oneone

chatspeak by Shadow June 6, 2004

Cuntspeare 

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry

Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare

Cuntspeare by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

chatspeak 

Slang and misspelled words that are commonly used on IM.

lyke omgzz hai grrlfren!!!1!1!1one ohemgee lyke eye saw diz grrl upp 2 da m@ll n she wuz lyke omgzzz u suk n i wuz lyke waaaa!!! :'( Will g2g l8rr!!!1!!1 oxox

chatspeak by *Rae July 4, 2005

chatspeak 

Hell on the internet.

A disgrace to grammar.

See annoying.

Person 1: omg ur meen u duma$$ lol

Person 2: And you're stupid. :)

Person 1: lol dnt b dum im betr dan u

Person 2: -lets out a long, drawn-out sigh- I hate chatspeak.

chatspeak by Bleak September 26, 2005

Chatspeak 

...Well, it's not English, I can tell ya that.

12jhsefwe ghewkhtjk? OMFG ROFL dslfh7 hska--9 hasfjh fsjlsehr!!!

-brb <3

Chatspeak by Tianto November 24, 2004