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chat roulette 

Another weird novelty of the internet, consisting of randomly chosen webcam(if permitting) chat sessions at www.chatroulette.com This is often extremely deviant, and often consists of bored males, with the odd one flopping their cock out or worse.
<dude 1> hey bro have you been on chat roulette?
<dude 2> hell yeah man the first time I went on there I saw 3 different dudes cocks
Words you can keep

Chat roulette 

One of Earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. No downloads required. Anything goes.

Things to expect while on chatroulette.com
-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties
-a video on repeat (porn, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease)
-pre-pubescent middle school girls
-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. (See: chatroom thug,tool,poser)
-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette
-non-sexual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh (LMAO, die laughing)
-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show

Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc

You never know what to expect from this site.
Guy 1: Dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, I wanna see what some titties and/or asian girls!

Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties.

Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee today.

(five clicks later)

Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day?

Chat roulette 

a website of randomized webcam conversations consisting of a hopeless quest for tits and nothing more than an online line Circle-Jerk
Dan:how many guys did i have to next on chat roulette last night?
Phill: i dont know but i came really close to getting this girl from france to bust out her puppies.
Chat roulette by robba420 March 3, 2010

Chat Roulette 

A site that shifts from Tinychat to Xtube. Many perverts reveal their hairy penises on the site.
Amy: I saw your boyfriend's penis on Chat Roulette! Now I know why you're always in a bad mood.
Chat Roulette by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

chat roulette 

1. Basically it's a site where you go on a web cam and are hooked up with another random person on a web cam and every time you click next or your partner clicks next you disconnect and are connected with another random person. About 90 percent guys.

2. A site that can completely destroy someone's self esteem, much more so than high school. Full of assholes.

3. A site where everyone likes to joke about how you sometimes come across a guy masterbating.. Because it's so hilarious the tenth time you've heard it.
1. "Man there are so many guys on that chat roulette, you know the site where you get to see and talk to random people."

2. Random girl on chat roulette: I like your eyebrows, they turn me on ;)
*clicks next and joins the club with the other 20 girls.*
Random fat woman on chat roulette: *starts laughing*
*clicks next*
*person dies a little inside*

2. Mike never thought he was that ugly, every now and then it would seem like a girl had a crush on him, or was checking him out, or he would hear about people complimenting him on his looks in some way or another. This perception completely changed when he went on chat roulette and at least 80 percent of the people on there (particularly the attractive girls) either laughed at him and clicked next, made fun of me then clicked next.. I mean.. him, or simply clicked next.

3." lol there's no point to chat roulette it's totally full of penises."

"zomg you're so hilarious, what a witty observation. No one's ever said that before.
chat roulette by UltimateToast September 17, 2010

Chat roulette 

A place crawling with pedophiles, creeps, dudes jacking off, and teenage trolls. Stay the fuck away from chat roulette.
Me: *On chat roulette* Yuck! Dude jacking off! *end chat with him*

Mike: It's ok, you get those sometimes.

Me:*Enter new chat* Fuck! Dude jacking off! Fuck chat roulette!
Chat roulette by technophobeJohn November 2, 2013

Chat roulette 

A place for girls to attempt to raise their self-estime by "encouraging" young gentlemen.

A place for young gentlemen to "encourage" themselves as they normally would - while looking into the eyes of other bored, scared and worried young gentlemen.

www.whatischatroulette.com poses the question relating to the future of Chatroulette:

It depends what you think the internet is. Is the internet the most liberating occurrence since the steam engine, allowing all knowledge to be available at all times to all people (sometimes on an equal footing as well!)? Or is it the soiled spunk-pot of lonely young men who have failed to get a girl on the internet to take her clothes off?
Welcome to chat roulette:

Him: Boobs?
Your partner has disconnected.
Chat roulette by ChatrouletteRC April 11, 2010
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