Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a longshit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.
I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street
Charmaine is the most wonderful mother u could ever meet she is reliable helpful and kind careing I can't even say the rest it is too long just know that u would be so grateful if u met my mum